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Monthly Archives: July 2017

There’s no mystical

Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? You mean it controls your actions? Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy…

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I hate it, but there’s nothing

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? I call it luck. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for…

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Remember, a Jedi can feel

What?! Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? I'm trying not to, kid. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. You mean it controls your actions? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

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Leave that to me

Don’t be too proud

Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. I find your lack of faith disturbing. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Don't be…

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The more you tighten your grip

You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! I call it luck. You mean it controls your actions? I'm trying not to, kid. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I'm trying not…

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Don’t trust them

Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. You mean it controls your actions? I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. What!? Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. The plans you refer…

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There’s no mystical energy

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Don't underestimate the Force. What?! I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial…

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There’s only one man

He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm a monster. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. No… but I'd like to be asked! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I hear the jury's still out on science. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date…

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Andy Griffith

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Really? Did nothing cancel? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy's straight?

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